Figured maybe it would be cool to have a place to share random jokes-stupid jokes to witty jokes to knock knock jokes and anything in between
Let’s see what everyone’s got! We’re all over the place so we’re all bound to have heard something different!
Keep it as clean as possible and take stuff light heartedly!
A heavyset man and his wife are getting ready one evening and the man decides to weigh himself. The lady turns around and sees her husband squeezing eeeeevery possible inch of air out of his lungs. Frustrated she yells at him, "what are you doing?! Are you an idiot? How do you think that’s gonna help you weigh less??"
The man turns to her and says “hey you’re the idiot, i let all the air out so that it’s possible for me to see the numbers on the scale! ”
Let’s see what people come up with