Make a wish- wish granted



:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes: :joy:

Granted! You’ll win the last post and will be banned from forum for ever and ever!

I wish to have the power of fire :fire: :heart_eyes:


Granted, it only comes out of your arse. :joy:

I wish to speak fluent Chav. :joy:


Done. But everyone will hit you hard because they won’t be able to understand and they will believe that you are insulting them.

I wish to eat a normal pizza rn.


Why? What are you eating?..
Whatever, you will have a normal pizza but you have to give a piece to everyone in this forum!

I wish we can finally find Pictureboard (And yeah I am pretty obsessed with this song :crazy_face:).



Ok. Let me find a puzzle of 50 000 000 pieces first :wink:

Done, but you will forget that you listened to it :stuck_out_tongue:

I wish win the last post II :smile:


So you can win everything and this is what you ask? :laughing:
Wish granted! But none of your contenders will talk to you again

I wish my brother doesn’t eat all the biscuits :cookie:


He doesn’t, he just leaves a crumb.

I wish to not be bored.


Granted! You’ll be not bored and so busy that you will not get a single second for yourself! :stuck_out_tongue:

I wish I can do wathever I want when I want to


Ehh … Ahh … :sweat_smile: I can deal with it :joy:

Done, you are a teenager who will have problems with the law :stuck_out_tongue:

I wish @the_termin8r had something fun to do forever.


Wish granted! But he will leave this place for this thing and no one will ever take his place…

I wish to have known Jane Austen.


Granted but you have to travel back in time and must live in the 18th century forever now

I wish I could travel by beaming


What’s “beaming” in that context?


Star Trek type thing if I had to guess.


You always get beamed to the wrong place, usually in another country

I wish for the fourm to not be dead.


Granted! Now it’s full of life and people keep wanting to hug you and send you heart & love!!! :stuck_out_tongue: :heart: :hugs: :heart: :heavy_heart_exclamation: :kissing_heart:


I wish to have much time and much money too…lol… to do what I want


Granted- but you have so many ideas and wishes that you are busy now 24/7

I wish I could fly


Granted, you get thrown off a building.

I wish to have a USB plug in the side of my head.


Granted - but you get an usb stick plugged in and by a mechanical error it can’t be plugged out again- it’s run by W10 and every wireless update causes a restart of the most boring and miserable cookingseries with Jamie Oliver for the first year nonstop … :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

I wish I have a coffee butler


Granted, he’s dead.

I wish to not wake up before 09:00


Done. You will wake up before 5:00.

I wish I could cook food without burning it.