Make a wish- wish granted


Granted! But you will have an illegal version and will go to jail…

Wish my dog is immortal :slightly_smiling_face:


Done, but it will pee in all house and when you walk with it, it will poop all the route. Have fun cleaning its disaster.

I wish Facebook were more interesting.


Your entire personal life is posted on there.

I wish for it to be dark 24/7


Granted- but you will continously fall over everything in your way - cuz there is no electricity at all :joy:

I wish I would not have to go back to work tomorrow…


Lack of electricity does no cause eternal darkness. I meant darkness everywhere.

You go back to work today (yes, at this time).

I wish to fly on Concorde


You‘re evil :imp:… but wait… hehehe :

Wish granted- but you were the pilot back then when the Concord crashed- :skull_and_crossbones: and sorry- but you are dead for years already :smiling_imp: :stuck_out_tongue:

I wish my kitchen is selfcleaning :blush:


I said fly, it barely got off the ground.


Lol… was it a pilots error!!! :joy::joy:


It was the error of the pilot, the Air France service technicians and the apes servicing the DC10 that took-off before it.


My life is not interesting at all :joy:

Done, but all the disaster will be dispersed over all your house :stuck_out_tongue:

I wish be as good as @the_termin8r trolling people.


You will never be as good as me. :stuck_out_tongue:


I guess if I am enough interested in the best troll, I could be better than you.

C’mon, corrupt my wish.


Granted! Now you don’t have any feelings, no more hugs for you!

I wish to not be surrounding by idiots… :roll_eyes:


Done, you will live forever in a basement.

I wish Half Life 3 was out now.


Alright it’s out now but you can’t buy it

I wish I don’t have to study so much and take an F the same


(I’ll obtain a pirate version jaja ok no.)

Done, but you will be sentenced to fill in 10 tests the next day.

I wish sleep 8 hours each day.


Done!you sleep 8 hours during day and be awake at night! :laughing:

I wish my car awakes like a Transformer :grin: :crazy_face:


Wish granted, but its a decepticon and tries to kill you

I wish it was cold already


Nooooo! :sob: I want Bumblebee! :grin:

Granted! It’s so cold you’re freezed and can’t do anything! :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

I wish to be in summer time for ever! :heart_eyes:


So now trip to Italy then? :joy: :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Wish granted, but its so hot all the time it dries out everything, and everything living dies

I wish to know how to play the drums (better than Rob :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:)