Make a wish- wish granted


#1013

Granted, evey problem you should have is shifted to someone you know and love on top of their own problems.

I wish to have infinite tomato juice.


#1014
  1. Why?
  2. You have, it’s tomato juice with farts and dirty underwear inside, do you want to drink it?

I wish it to snow down here


#1015

U got it (with the roads untravelled in one package).

I’d like to win a nice car in a lottery.


#1016

You win a nice car in a videogame lottery.

I wish there was no health and safety.


#1017

Are you trolling?

Alright without health and safety humans won’t exist anymore

Wish my teacher wouldn’t fuck with me


#1018

No, I despise health and safety, it’s a huge thorn in my side, gotta deal with it on an almost daily basis in uni.

Sorry, but that’s nonsense.


#1019

Human will die without health, the safety feeling is a bonus


#1020

What do you call people who have no concern for safety then? :joy:


#1021

I’m not sure you understand the sort of health and safety I’m talking about.


#1022

i wish that no arguments rise up


#1023

There are no arguments but everyone is constantly pissed off cause the feelings and feedom to express their points of view are suppressed

I wish I won some money or even some more money


#1024

or differnet POVs :joy:

you won the lottery

i wish i was taller


#1025

Won the lottery and what happens? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:


#1026

rob Donald Trump then :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:


#1027

Got it. You are taller but every time you get up, you hit the ceiling.

I wish it was just Friday after work


#1028

its FRiday night

i wish i could die and reborn and repeat the cycle


#1029

I need you to be more clear otherwise ai can’t bring down your wish


#1030

Everytime you born you die on the moment so you got always one second life eternally


#1031

What’s your wish? (I’m a fairy! :fairy: or a goldfish :tropical_fish: - haven’t decided yet)


#1032

Oh right my wish, well goldfish, I wish to not be so unlucky