I suggest you start covering your heads with TINFOIL and head for the hills.
And now to the alternative intro I had.
HAI GUYZ AND DOLLZ! I’m Gloom. You may call me Shroom as well. I am a long time member of LPA (shhh! Don’t tell them my real name. We had this discussion last night ) long time fan of Linkin Park, say going on nearly ten years (and it took me this long to join the LPU -.-), I recently went to Sydney to find the first clue (FYI I’m Australian. Okay. Now you can quit the stereotypes.) and yeah. I’m a newb. And full time contemplater.