So, what did you get?


#502

I shanked the Kool-aid man because I love to snort cocaine.

Power: super strength.


#503

I don’t think that was sugar in the koolaid then :joy:


#504

I beat a bum because I love marijuana :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:


#505

You love marijuana too? :wink: my brooOOooO! :herb:

:joy: marijuana consequences


#506

:joy::joy: you’re such a welcome addition on here :joy::grin::grin:


#507

I smoked with a bag of weed because I have AMAZING boobs… Umm.wuut Excuse me :rofl: :joy: :face_with_hand_over_mouth:


#508

I banged a golf ball because I’m sexy like that…

Attraction is my power!


#509

I shanked a hippie because hoes keep stealing my tacos.


#510

I stabbed the cookie monster because I am a pimp :sweat_smile:

Invisibility :sunglasses:


#511

I got_: A definite dickhead_

How about You?


#512

I’m a fat bitch :rofl:


#513

A sly dick head. :joy:


#514

A stupid ass :see_no_evil: :joy: :joy:


#515

A definite fairy :joy:

Edited: wrong day :see_no_evil:


#516

A short fairy. Lol :smile:


#517

A super dick head :laughing:


#518

Guess I’m not far behind you then, a two faced Bitch


#519

It’s funny, us three are bitches :rofl:


#520

I feel sorry for anyone born between the 24th and 27th of July. :joy:


#521

A pretty cunt ummmm excuse me