The My Unicorn Thread


#265

The immigraaaationnnnn! :notes::notes: just caught youuuu, start running or trump will catch you fooooo!

While you run, my uní :rofl:


#266

He’s after you then :stuck_out_tongue: my unicorn


#267

I have my Visa and my passport :stuck_out_tongue:
My unicorn


#268

Shit! I guess it’s me that has to run! I grab my uní and get the HELL OUT OF HERE :scream::crazy_face:


#269

He’d throw me under the bus too though once he hears me talk about America.


#270

You fall for the stairways. You have to go the hospital now.

My unicorn.


#271

My uno is my legal representative so he has to stay with me in jail :joy: my uní


#272

Your uno? Ok jajajajaja have fun in prison (no literally)

My unicorn.


#273

Haber? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

While you correct your post I steal my uni


#274

I already did it :stuck_out_tongue:
My unicorn


#275

Ahhhh dang it, while you relax thinking you’re done, I take my uni


#276

I’m not relaxing myself… :upside_down_face:

My unicorn.


#277

Then I’ll use the bat so that you relax and fall asleep :joy: nowww it’s my uní :crazy_face:


#278

You took the wrong bat :stuck_out_tongue:

Pedrito is still my unicorn.


#279

Pedrito has neeever been yours!!! :sob::sob::sob::sob:


#280

He’s with me now :smile: but don’t worry, tomorrow my sister @lpfan61 will have him, and no, you can’t take him away from her of any way.


#281

She will give him to me willingly because I’m her favorite over you :relieved::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:


#282

She can’t. If she wants him, she can’t give him to you, that’s the only condition.


#283

:anguished: you never put conditions on giftssss :scream:
She’s gonna whoop your butt :joy:

While she does, my uní!


#284

She can’t! She’s my dear sister, so her duty is teach me how to be more good and less evil, if she doesn’t fitful (cumple) with her responsibilities, then I’ll keep being a bad influence.