Would you rather...?

#1083

Punched by a tenis player.

I’m listening to the interview with Mike & Dave where they are asked: WYR fight a duck size horse or a dozen of horse size ducks?

Good question to be answered I guess.

#1084

You may have written this backwards. :joy: A duck sized horse would be much easier to fight than a dozen horse sized ducks. :joy:

WYR fight a dozen duck sized horses or a horse sized duck?

#1085

I was thinking the same. What idiot would fight the ducks? :joy:

Horses, they’re easier to eat and store once I dispatch them all.

WYR spend a day as Squidward or fly on a supersonic plane built by hand by a redneck?

#1086

Say what you will, but Squidward has every right to be annoyed, look at his life amd you’ll see what i mean. So I choose him.

Wyr have your tongue cut out, chopped up in a blender, and have your best friend drink it or be locked in a straight jacket surrounded by a ring of fire with only 10 minutes to escape?

#1087

Exactly, both are terrible options. Either risk your life in a janky aeroplane or beg to be killed, because you spend your days around Spongebob and Patrick. LOL

#1088

That’s what I meant. Seems I made it more nonsense that I intended to. No more tricky games at my bed time. :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

#1089

Risk my life

Wyr
Get lost in a jungle or stranded on a island :joy:

#1090

Stranded on an island :joy:

WYR be in school forever or never go to school?

#1091

Off course, in school forever

WYR live next door with your boss or your ex?

#1092

Boss.

WYR be eaten by hyenas or let a llama licks your face for the rest of your life?

#1093

Someone answer? :joy: They are both unique and… Beautiful

#1094

why won’t you ?:yum:

#1095

Alright I guess I have to do this… An ilama licking my face forever? :face_vomiting:

My turn :smiling_imp:

WYR put a dead rat in the mouth or swallow a beatle alive?

#1096

Enjoy the silence :slight_smile:

#1097

Dead rat in the mouth
Atleast its dead

Wyr go deep ocean diving or sky diving

#1098

Sky diviing

WYR tread on a stonefish or landmine?