Some of these jokes are kinda old, and some of them I’ve made up.
You know you’re a LP fan when…
You predict what color Mike will dye his hair next.
You predict what color Mike will dye his hair next - and you’re right.
You get a paper bag and make an angry voice.
You’re really good at sports because “it’s easier to run.”
Whenever you feel like someone is ignoring what you’re saying, you yell, “Shut up when I’m talking to you!”
You still haven’t found a Cure for the Itch.
Does anyone have any more to add?